City canards : Monument mendacity to Fenchurch Street fibs full of delicious deceptions, devious diversions and dodgy dissimulations about the river Thames, business and royalty and cheese.
Eastern Evasions - Tour of the area around Spitalfields Market featuring some truly barking tales of lost cats, hidden weapons, using guide books aggressively as well the usual East End guff about migration, market traders and Marxism. Not a serial killer in sight but with so many twisted true tales you'll be struggle to decipher the deceptions. Top tales, good prizes and daft forfeits.
Fawkshall fabrications : Vauxhall, Pimlico and Lambeth lies featuring iffy river stories, odd architecture and unlikely vegetation. Circular tour covering spies, art, royalty and bridges as well as the opportunity to make an offering to a river, sing a Philly Soul classic and raise a ghost.
Fibbing Phantoms : There are many ancient and oft told ghost stories in Old London town. There are also some that are just made up. Walking tour professionals refer to this type of thing as a "tour mash up" we just see it as opportunity to tell top tales, see some icon London sites watch people perform.
Kings' Road cons : Tour of Chelsea which might mention dogs on sticks, lavatory humour, secret agents, phantom Eskimos, wombats, ultra violence and suicidal sea captains. This plus the story of Diana Dors and John Betjeman, Wellington's duel and the secret of the Green Door. Will you be able to spot the truth?
Liars around Blackfriars: Tour of the area around Blackfriars featuring pig faced princesses, herds of feral swine, mafia hits and strange religions. With so many daft true tales you'll be pushed to point out the perjury.
Museum mendacity : A tour of Bloomsbury featuring strange ghosts, substance abuse, literary greats and violent street disorder. We cannot of course guarantee the street disorder or indeed ghosts actually appearing but there will be some very hard to spot fabrications.
Pool of London porkies : Circular tour crossing both London and Tower Bridges featuring tall tales about animals, food, warfare and nursery rhymes amongst others.
South Bank and Strand sophistry : Starts with a Festive Hall fib and rolls over to the Embankment and through the park past the Savoy and back over Waterloo. Daft statues, strange buildings, odd shops and all manner of deception.
W8 Whoppers :Kensington
is home to the Evening Standard offices so can ever be entirely
fib free but will you be able to spot the fictions from the
facts on this around Kensington High Street.